Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Are We Hardwired to Believe in God?

    Photo: Crosses on a church property seen through a windshield during 'Superstorm Sandy.'
    
    Bushes uprooted by wind skidded across the highway in front of me. Rain splattered against my windshield. Tractor trailers driven by maniac drivers gunned by on the left, worsening the turbulence in the air.
     As 'Superstorm Sandy' raged against the passenger side of my car--the side facing Lake Erie--I whispered a prayer for protection.
     Near Sandusky, Ohio the tempest subsided. My white knuckles relaxed.
     I can't know if my prayer for help was answered two nights ago. Perhaps it was cautious driving alone that got me through those churns of wind on Interstate 90.
     Some researchers claim our brains are hardwired to believe in supernatural forces. If so, where does this hard wiring originate?
      One theory making the rounds is that supernatural belief, and the concept of religion, derives from evolution. Primitive people joined together in rituals. By forming into groups and associating with each other, their odds of survival increased. Call it strength in numbers.
     Or does an innate belief in the supernatural originate from a divine source?
     One thing's for sure. The next time I face a dicey situation, I'll ask for God's protection. 

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Casper the Homographic Ghost

    
     By holding a 'Boo!' sign, is Casper the Ghost scaring people or booing a presidential candidate? Homographs are words with the same spellings and different meanings. To answer the question, the property owner in Ohio who posted the sign endorses the candidacy of Mitt Romney.
     Happy Halloween!
  

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Power of Rhythm


     Does rhythm create unity? It seems that way, based on my observations of crowd behavior at presidential campaign rallies.
     A marching band warmed up an audience during a rally for President Obama. When the percussion unit (seen in photo) performed, folks gyrated to its beat. When Obama showed up, the crowd was all the more juiced.
     A pulse of rhythm broke out at a rally for Paul Ryan, the Republican VP nominee. Some people shouted together, "USA! USA!"
     During a rally for Joe Biden, the Democratic VP nominee, an individual shouted, "Four More Years!" Four More Years!" Seconds later, hundreds of people joined the refrain. Hands raised with four fingers stabbing the air. Another cadence. Another outburst of unity.
     At an event with Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, a crowd roared, "Four more weeks! Four more weeks!" This chant, uttered four weeks before election day, called for the defeat of Biden and Obama. In a crowd of ten thousand, most people were strangers to each other. By reciting together this spoofed up chant, they experienced unity.
    While in the womb, the first sounds we detected were the rhythmic thump-thump-thumps of our mothers' hearts. It's no wonder that the first bonds we made--our first tastes of unity--were with our mothers.
     Rhythm is primal. Rhythm is fun. Rhythm turns many into a one.    
    

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Bathroom Diatribe


     Dirt cheap motels are costly in aggravation.
     A clerk assured me the room was far enough back from the road. Traffic noise wouldn't be a problem. In spite of my skepticism--the road was a stones throw away--I took him at his word and forked over a cash payment. He handed me a key, a real one, not one of those plastic swipe cards.
     I entered my room, closed the door, and heard a rumble of cars.
     The clerk had lied to me.
     To drown out the clamor, I turned on a ventilation fan. The thing was a clunker. Instead of white noise I got more noise.
     My impatience grew.
     I carried toiletries into the bathroom. The sink was tiny.  Hardly any space for personal items. While placing my stuff on the console, a toothbrush slid off the edge.
     Splashdown. A different kind of floater bobbed in the toilet.
     Boy was I pissed off. I won't repeat my choice of words. My wrath was directed at the motel for its skimpy allocation of space, and at that scumbag clerk for suckering me into renting this dump. At least I had the presence of mind to keep my anger to myself. Deep down, I knew the fault was mine.
     When reacting to screw ups, it's easy to point a finger of blame at others. Consider this quote from a person long forgotten:  'When you point the finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.'
     Using two fingers, I removed the toothbrush from its wet embrace.

Friday, October 19, 2012

Curves Beat Straight

     S-turns galore. Downshifting on steep grades. Pickup trucks riding my butt.
     While navigating the back roads of southeastern Ohio, hills and curves broke up the monotony of my driving. So did peeks at small towns and autumn foliage. 
   There's a metaphor here. By taking on challenges in our lifetimes-in a sense following roads less traveled--we invigorate ourselves. 
     If we avoid challenges--choose safe and predictable freeways--life becomes monotonous.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Midnight Rambling


     "Popcorn! Popcorn!" shouted two boys standing outside a church in Ohio. Bags of popcorn balanced on their heads, competing with a breeze. The popcorn was being sold to fund their Boy Scout troop.
     Watching them evoked a memory.
     I joined the Scouts at the age of eleven. It was awkward being the youngest boy in the troop. None of the kids were from my school grade level.
     My first outing was a weekend trip to New Hampshire. The troop visited a camp near Mount Monadnock.
     Upon arrival we disembarked from a bus. Nearby, another troop of scouts watched us. Some of them hassled us with snide remarks.
     Later a prank was hatched. Some of our boys conspired to sneak up and cause mayhem to that other troop. Our chaperones and senior patrol leaders were unaware of the plan.
     One of the ringleaders asked for a volunteer to stay awake until midnight, then wake the conspirators up.
     I took on the job of clock boy. For a couple of hours I lay in a sleeping bag, fighting off sleep as other boys snoozed.
     The winching hour arrived. I woke up the boys. We slipped out into the night. Flashlights led us down a road.
     Nearing the target, we turned off the lights. We crept forward on our and hands and knees. Some  boys held knives with their mouths. Back then, the television show 'Combat' was popular. The boys were mimicking actor Vic Morrow.
     We came upon a collection of canvas tents--the kind that shelter at least four people. Rope guy-lines extended all over the place.
     Blades sliced through rope. Tents collapsed. Angry voices were heard from within them.
     We hustled off.
     Needless to say, the other troop was outraged. During the next morning, their adult chaperones confronted our chaperones.
     "It's horse sh--!" one of them repeated to our leaders. He was referring to our midnight raid.
     Bad vibes were boiling over. The men from both troops devised a solution to restore harmony to the campground.
     That solution was a wrestling match. Both troops chose a single boy--a big kid--to represent them.
     The two boys went at each other. As they rolled around the dirt, all of us other boys cheered them on. After a spell the men put a stop to it.
     From that moment on, both troops got along with each other.
     I was no longer a newbie trying to fit in. The clock boy had earned some acceptance.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Pig Racing


     This photo was taken on a day off from covering the presidential candidates in Ohio.
     Pig races are similar to presidential races.
     Crowds gather and cheer for candidates. They do the same for pigs.
     Candidates make speeches. Pigs squeal. Either way, they both get attention.
     Pigs writhe in mud. Candidates sling mud.
     Some candidates drop out of races. At this piggy race, one of the competitors stopped running before making a turn on the track.
     Candidates make speeches inside a enclosed buffer, guarded by metal barriers and Secret Service agents. Pigs race behind metallic fences. 
     Some political campaigns, like pigs, play dirty.
     Candidates thrive on attention and getting their pictures taken. They're a bunch of hams. Pigs are hams too.
     Candidates promise to 'bring home the bacon.' Pigs are the bacon.
     Forget the Republican Party. Never mind the Democrats. Hooray for the Swine Party!

Monday, October 8, 2012

Clippity Clop


     I  banged a uey. That's how people from Boston, where I come from, describe a U-turn.
     My situation was urgent. Well, sort of. I wanted to position myself for a photo. A horse and cart would soon pass by a collection of pumpkins at a farmstand.
     I'd seen Amish people in this area of Ohio. It's not cool photographing them up close. But it's okay taking photos of their buggies.
     Amish society emphasizes 'Gelassenheit,' a catchphrase for humility, modesty, and an aversion to self promotion. What a refreshing change from our culture where assertiveness is celebrated over meekness.
     Several buggies passed by.
     Then a different model of buggy approached. Unlike the others, this one didn't have a storm front. An elderly Amish couple sat on the bench.
     They were visible.
     Clippity clop. Clippity clop. The hooves of their horses got louder. I stood on the other side of the road.
     The man's beard hung close to his belt. He wore a broad rimmed hat. A bonnet covered his wife's head. Their faces were etched with character. No doubt about it, this photo would look better as a tighter composition. Forget the pumpkins.
     Should I take the photo? Sure, the couple was recognizable, but I wouldn't zoom in on their faces. The horses would be included too.
     A lens rested in my hands. Not any old lens. The sucker was big--a photographic howitzer. It gets noticed.
     Clippity clop. Clippity clop. They eyed me. I watched them.
     Clippity clop. Crunch time.
     I didn't raise the camera.
     The man waved. I returned the gesture. We went our separate ways.
     Was the old timer conveying more than a greeting? Was he thanking me for not taking the photo?
     By posting this entry, am I publicly congratulating myself for my decision? If so, am I acting contrary to the spirit of Gelassenheit?

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Body Language


Sometimes truth is elusive.

Last evening was hectic. In a span of one-and-a-half hours, I drove to three locations in Cincinnati, Ohio. At each place I photographed voters watching a televised presidential debate between President Barack Obama and his challenger Mitt Romney.

During the wee hours I edited images and uploaded them to news outlets.

On the following day, up and down the radio dial, commentators remarked how disengaged President Obama had appeared. Some people objected to him facing downward too often when not speaking.

While listening this these discussions, I decided to review my images from the previous evening. Did I have photos of Obama looking down?

Turns out I did. The photo above is one of them.

During a normal edit, I don't select unflattering photos such as people blinking, touching their noses, yawning, revealing odd expressions, and yes, looking down. But during this second round of editing, Obama's demeanor had become a topic of news. This photo, a juxtaposition of Romney looking animated and Obama looking disinterested, could illustrate that topic.

I ran the image through Photoshop and prepared to uploaded it.

Then I paused. An ethical question arose. Did the photo capture a moment when Obama was deliberately looking down? Or did the image reveal a fleeting moment of irrelevance?

I could not answer that question. The photo was not uploaded.

Well, not for a while. Later I visited the website of a news organization. They were running a slideshow of photos depicting the president's lackluster demeanor from the debate. One of the photos was nearly identical to mine. It might have been the same moment captured. A photographer in the debate hall had snapped the photo.

I changed my mind. The moment did indeed capture a truth. The image got uploaded. 

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Yellow Lines


     On a drizzly Friday afternoon I drove to a library. Lots of parking spaces were available. To avoid getting wet, I hustled from my car into the building.
     Two hours later the rain had stopped. I strolled back to the car.
     A sheet of paper was inserted between the windshield and a wiper blade. Someone had written me a note.
     I lifted the paper. The words were fuzzy from wetness.  Here's what the message said, although I can't remember the exact wording:
     Dear Out of State Visitor, In Minnesota we park between yellow lines, not across them. Please be courteous the next time you visit. Have a nice day.
     Yeah right.
     I looked at the parking lot. The place was pretty much empty.
     My reaction was indignant. Was this snippy message a reflection of the Germanic / Scandinavian culture prevailing in Minnesota? Those Nordic folk are known for their orderliness. And for their conformity.
     Later I chilled. My attitude changed. I realized that by ignoring those yellow lines, I was scorning a code of etiquette. 
     Nowadays I double check rather than double park.